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Sex Therapy Joke

by Jessica / Thursday, 13 March 2014 / Published in Humour

 

A sex therapy joke, thanks to facebook:

A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The sex therapist asked: ‘What can I do for you?’

The man said ‘Will you watch us have sex?’

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said: ‘There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex’ and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the sex therapist asked ‘Just exactly what are you trying to find out?’

‘We are not trying to find out anything’ the husband replied. ‘She is married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.
The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare !’

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Tantric massage is a style of massage or bodywork that draws on the principles of tantra, an ancient spiritual practice originating in Central and Southeast Asia. In most modern-day practice in the West, tantric massage involves massaging and stimulating the full body with particular focus on sensitive areas like the penis and vulva. It's sometimes referred to as simply an erotic massage, although a tantra massage also incorporates breathwork, meditation, and mindfulness elements and is not necessarily sexual. Tantric massage also has a spiritual and energetic component, wherein the practitioner or giver helps move the receiver's energy throughout the body to promote inner healing.

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