Blog posts categorized: Humour

Our tantric massage video – drama of making it

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  Our tantric massage video which is on the home page of this website has quite a history behind it.   I decided to have a video made many years ago because at the time, we were offered a discounted deal by one of the directories we had subscribed to. I hadn’t had the website
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Tantric Masseuse – qualified Sexological Bodyworker

sexological bodyworker
      Celeste is now a qualified Sexological Bodyworker.   She completed the course (see details in my previous blog article   https://www.tantricmassagelondon.com/tantric-massage-and-sexological-bodywork/) and received the qualification because she has been very much in demand for our Tantric Therapy/Tuition sessions for several years now,and she wanted to study the subject in more depth. The
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Boy Stuck in Vagina

student in vagina
      US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany You may have read about how a young American in Tubingen, Germany got trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina and  had to be rescued by 22 firefighters  -The statue, Chacán-Pi (Making Love), is the work of Peruvian artist Fernando de
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First Kiss goes super viral

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The ‘First Kiss’ video was filmed in less than a day. It is a beautifully executed black and white film of 20 strangers kissing for the first time and was inspired by photographs taken by the late, great photographer, Richard Avedon, of people kissing. The short film clip by filmmaker Tatia Pilieva, portrays the excitement,
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Sex Therapy Joke

  A sex therapy joke, thanks to facebook: A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The sex therapist asked: ‘What can I do for you?’ The man said ‘Will you watch us have sex?’ The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said: ‘There’s nothing wrong with the
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Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit

Gentleman's Willy Care Kit
  This is a gentleman’s willy care kit It might make a good joke Xmas present for a husband/ partner / lover/or an ex. And you will get a good laugh from the product description and the reviews on Amazon, which lists  it for sale at £8.99. The Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit comes complete with
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Virgin

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  Sir Richard Branson, who founded Virgin Group, is one of Britain’s best known and most colourful entrepreneurs. Not many people will remember that his first venture, at the age of 16, was a magazine called Student. In 1970, he set up a mail-order record business and in 1972 opened Virgin Records, later known as
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Spiritually Transmitted Diseases

spiritually transmitted diseases
  This is taken from an article in Huffington Post entitled 10 spiritually transmitted diseases by Mariana Caplan. Those who have been reading the articles in my blog will be aware of my thoughts on developments in the world of tantric massage and spirituality in general, so you may recognise that the thoughts expressed by
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Tantra and Senior Sex

tantra and senior sex
The following is really a joke involving senior sex and nothing whatsoever to do with tantra The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
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A potential Gift Idea from Tantric Massage London-Lady Gaga Fame

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    Lady Gaga Fame, her new fragrance, has been hitting the headlines Almost 2 years ago, according to rumours, she said the scent would have notes of ‘blood and semen’ and be suited to an expensive hooker. You may be the kind of person who has already started wondering what to get your female
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John Travolta in trouble with a male masseur

  According to the newspapers, John Travolta is facing serious allegations from an anonymous male masseur who is suing him for assault and sexual battery.   The unnamed masseur is reportedly suing for $2 million plus punitive damages after Travolta is said to have   ‘begun rubbing the masseur’s leg, touched his scrotum and the
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A Tantric Massage in Kensington on Valentine’s Day – continued

valentines day treat
For those of you who want ‘the ultimate pampering experience on Valentine’s day we could give you our equivalent of  the Cadogan Hotel’s  special offer of a Champagne Bubby Bath for Valentine’s Day. They fill the bath with 120 bottles of champagne, and also assign you a personal Champagne Butler !  Depending on the champagne used, the
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Considering having a tantric massage for the first time

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Tantric massage is eliciting a lot of interest nowadays and we get countless telephone calls from potential new clients who suddenly decide to find out about tantric massage while they are driving their car, or just walking on the street They ask all sorts of questions and when I suggest that it is not easy
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Sensual Massage and the Tantra of Relationship

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                        What is sensual massage and what is the tantra of relationsip ? If you’ve been reading the newspapers recently, you will have been struck by yet another flurry of stories about famous men and their affairs: Arnold Schwarzeneger and his ‘love child’, Chris
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Nothing to do with Tantra……

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Nothing to do with tantra I just thought you might enjoy the humour in the photos  and Walt Disney equivalents above, which have nothing whatsoever to do with tantra or tantric massage , but will amuse those amongst you who watched the royal wedding.
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Tantric Tourists – the movie

tantric tourists
I discovered this hilarious sounding movie, Tantric Tourists I discovered it while browsing the internet over the Easter holidays, and I ordered the DVD. It has just arrived in the mail. We will all be watching the movie here, at Tantric Massage London in Kensington on this coming Thursday at 9 PM. It is just
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Tantric Massage London – Sting part 2

sting
              Some of you may have read my original post on Sting, written on March 27th on this blog: https://www.tantricmassagelondon.com/sting-the-singer-who-made-tantra-a-household-name/ Today, I discovered a new article on Sting’s views on women, which I find very interesting –  Sting practices tantra yoga and recognises that women are  superior to men in many
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Tantric Sex Sketch by Roman Danylo

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  Tantric Sex Seminar   Tantric Sex is a controversial subject If you want to have a really good laugh, watch this hilarious comedy sketch of Roman Danylo giving a Tantric Sex Seminar. making fun of the subject, and shaking in the throws of erotic tantric bliss! click on the link below http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0n_qopmFo
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“Why Men Stray, Why Men Stay ” – Tony Parsons article in GQ magazine June 2010

why men stray
I enjoyed reading this article on why men stray partly because of the underlying humour, and partly also because it highlights some of the paradoxes that we all face in our lives. Here are some snippets from the article: ‘Every man faces the battle between the urge for monogamy and promiscuity…’ ‘The wish to be
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Sting – the rock star who made Tantra a household name

Sting
I have been practicing Tantric Massage in London since 1992 but it was some years later that suddenly everyone seemed to know the word Tantra, because the singer Sting had publicly claimed that he practiced Tantric sex.   In an interview with Sting in The Guardian on 12 November 2003, the author writes: ‘Sting says he
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